I just made a new discovery. I'm speaking Scottish English-ish. Also, I've got inspired by Interesting Times and Soviet March to nearly become a communist. I feel like waving big red flags atop the barricades, and calling everyone 'Comrade'. Now, you might think this sounds odd. So do I. But it's normal, I've heard. From my friends Mao and Marx.

"So geddon to tha' pile o' lump, comrade, an' gutter the spine outta them bastaaards! Arse, aye? Yer ain't no man till you've seen a water buffalo infecatin'. Now, comrade, get yer ol' frail body over 'ere, would yer?"

That's how it sounds like. Awesome, ain't it?